Delicious LiveJournal Links for 2-17-2009

• Songs: write_text
  bizarre, fun text to midi converter in a web page
  (tags: music generators webtoys midi)
   
• A Tribute to Fallen Sodas | Gunaxin
  A look back at failed and dead soft drinks.
  (tags: food via:deusx history pop softdrinks soda)
   
• India to launch cow urine as soft drink - Times Online
  "Don't worry, it won't smell like urine and will be tasty too," he told The Times
  (tags: via:regine religion failure gaaaah beverages softdrinks no)
   
• Taking Over the Human Mind: Taking Over all International Internet Networks All Children's Physical Immortality
  Parents aren't about to tell their children that they created them to kill them. Teachers are not about to say this either. Adults are in total denial. Yet all dna are currently in a destructive test and the remains of a shattered fossil record clearly show this to be so, for the entire 4 billion year evolution of dna. So I am helping children come to a profound clarity.
  (tags: religion psychoceramics what nsfw)

I hope I can check out laser cannon for the weekend.

In order to get unemployment insurance checks from the State of California I am required to use CalJobs, their web-based job search system. It isn't bad. I've already found one suitable opening. However, I also found this job...

FUTURE COMBAT SYSTEMS BATTLE COMMAND DEPUTY PROJECT MANAGER

also called...

The Deputy Project Manager Warrior Machine Interface.