This here now electronic world we live in

Area man totally loses his shit and tries to destroy a donut shop containing those who rejected him.

He's now in some serious trouble, but fortunately no one else was badly injured.

Because everyone is on myspace searchable by real name, we quickly arrive at http://www.myspace.com/bigmysterio and learn his personal life philosophy type quote phrase which is: GOTTA CROTCH 'EM ALL!!!

Talking Points Update: PLEASE READ!!!

Team,

As we approach the election, it's time once again to close up ranks and keep on message. In this sound-bite environment it's essential that all of us stay on the same page. With that in mind, here are the key talking points we're stressing:

• Pork barrel earmark set-aside entitlements for unregistered Hoosiers
  
  
• Terrorist infiltration of full-service hardware stores
  
  
• Offshore polygamous slush funds
  
  
• The ague and the grippe: how can government help?
  
  
• "Critical Mass" bicycle demonstrations funded by shadowy Romanian billionaire
  
  
• Slurpee dilution: where is the enforcement? Where are the regulators?
  
  
• Outrage fatigue fatigue
  
  
• Stop-loss orders for sous-chefs.

I know it's hard to keep your head in this turbulent atmosphere but we need to hit these points and hit them hard, together. Thanks in advance!

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Maybe it could be a series of billboards and skywriters, or sound trucks blaring, or a daily TV spot, but it's necessary. People in my country are arguing about the most ridiculous things right now — particularly in an election year, but just generally — and while we all have this big food fight there's a ghost at the party.

It's the war. Nothing comes before stopping it. Please remember that.

After 10 years...

...Chuck Taggart's essential "Down Home" music show is 86'd from KCSN along with just about everything else. They'll play "Adult Acoustic Alternative" and have their Music Biz Department seek out other music, or something.

They've been trying to dump a perfectly good radio station for a couple of years now.