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Area man totally loses his shit and tries to destroy a donut shop containing those who rejected him.

He's now in some serious trouble, but fortunately no one else was badly injured.

Because everyone is on myspace searchable by real name, we quickly arrive at http://www.myspace.com/bigmysterio and learn his personal life philosophy type quote phrase which is: GOTTA CROTCH 'EM ALL!!!

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Date: 2008-09-04 08:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] marieoroumania.livejournal.com
I absolutely cannot imagine how any young lady would be able to resist this great, steaming pile of man!

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Date: 2008-09-04 08:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] halfjack.livejournal.com
I love the barricaded contradictions: "gotta crotch 'em all" and yet his heroes are "Jesus and my Mom". Both, presumably, were legendary "playas".

Bravo!

Date: 2008-09-04 08:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] elserracho.livejournal.com
his hero is the J-man.

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Date: 2008-09-04 08:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cascadefailure.livejournal.com
For a minute I thought that was Adam that plays guitar at the coffee shop.

Yeah, this guy is a real catch...how could those women EVER turn him down???

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Date: 2008-09-07 04:46 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] joyfulagitator.livejournal.com
THIS ONE I DON'T KNOW!!!!!

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