MY POISON INJECTION IS HERE! MY POISON INJECTION IS HERE!

I'm getting the botulism shot into my neck and shoulder today at 11:45.

Instead of having Allergan and my insurance company approve everything I'm just going to bring this swelled-up can of oysters.

Actually. when the doctor's office called me this morning she said that it turns out for this diagnosis no preapproval is needed. So the whole second half of this nightmare was unnecessary. She boggled at this because of the number of units of poison needed; it's a first time for that.

So wish me luck. I'm getting a few $900 injections today that may or may not give me back my God-damned arm.

Summer Intern Week in Marketing Everywhere Continues!

This just in from Dover Motor Speedway and VISA to my email inbox:



Cup Race at Dover to be named the "Autism Speaks 400 presented by Visa"

Gosh, the Asburgers at this stadium are delicious. And with the choice, convenience, acceptance, and security of VISA I could make them happen!

Dinner Time.

I don't get tired of tomato salad.