desperate but not serious

1. Thanks to the Aardvark, I now know about the Demon ducks and killer kangaroos.
   
   
2. In some ways the most disturbing thing about this Coach Pissfreak story is that not all of the parents demanded the firing of a school coach who forced kids to pee into a cup as a joke.
   
   
3. The U.S. Department of Homeland Security is defending our precious bodily fluids critical infrastructure, including Krispy Kreme stores, petting zoos, and flea markets.
   
   
4. Once again, someone thinks it's a good idea to drive a Hummer to support our boys overseas. You know, once you get blood in your gas tank it's so hard to get it out.
   
   
5. Manhattan was Stonehenge today (apod).

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Generalissimo Francisco Franco Syd Barrett is still dead.

Whereabouts of etet

Attention former AOLers and the lazyweb:

I'm trying to find Guide ET / Etet / etrose from the old days. My last contacts with her were about 1996, which is about when the addresses I have drop off Usenet etc.

If you're her, or if you've seen her, let me know!

ignatz

Oh, and speaking of vintage America Online

http://www.quantum-link.org/

QLINK IS BACK IN THE HOUSE!

For those who don't know the history, America Online began as a dialup online service for owners of the Commodore 64 home computer. It was called QLink and was owned by Quantum Communications, which remained as the name of the company well into the AOL era.

Now we just need a revived PC-Link for all those Tandy customers.