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Thanks to the Aardvark, I now know about the Demon ducks and killer kangaroos.
In some ways the most disturbing thing about this Coach Pissfreak story is that not all of the parents demanded the firing of a school coach who forced kids to pee into a cup as a joke.
The U.S. Department of Homeland Security is defending our precious ~~bodily fluids~~ critical infrastructure, including Krispy Kreme stores, petting zoos, and flea markets.
Once again, someone thinks it's a good idea to drive a Hummer to support our boys overseas. You know, once you get blood in your gas tank it's so hard to get it out.
Manhattan was Stonehenge today (apod).