Everything is attainable.

Brent wants to be my friend. This is awesome, because Brent runs Absolute Power Dating, a resource for guys just like me to get dating tijps that are absolute, and powerful.

Brent could actually use a little bit of my help with language. I understand that, in his latest blog entry, he means to say that socially inept ugly guys can too get that dreamgirl they saw on the tv, but "UNATTAINABLE MY ASS!" sounds more like the weak protest of the bi-curious man on the edge. Oh it's attainable all right, Brent. You're such a tease.

How To Cheat

Via The Null Device, a wonderful set of suggested improvement for cheating from a professor at SUNY Buffalo. I hadn't realized this, but cut and paste is one of the new hazards for the cheater. Watch that formatting!

THE NEWS! ON THE WEB!

War! Death! Fear! And sex at the circus.

I hear the slants are doing a moon shot, lol?

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