Email we were happy to receive: SR in LA!

From: Savage Republic

Date: May 2, 2006 7:03 PM
Subject: LA show just confirmed

Savage Republic will be playing our only headlining LA appearance in 2006 on Saturday, June 3rd at LA's newest club, Safari Sams! We are proud to welcome very special guests and longtime friends, WCKR SPGT (www.wckrspgt.com) There will be another opening band announced very soon.

We will be fresh back from peddling our wares in Greece and should have some suprises in store!

Please check www.safari-sams.com for more info and how to purchase your advanced tickets.

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Edit: Yup, it's just that: http://www.quartzcity.net/blog/archives/2003/02/06/orange_county_china.html

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The Two Subcultures Rule still holds. The 'Vark passed on a community of Evangelical Christian Insane Clown Posse Fans and their associated Universal Life Church Congregation at MSN Groups.

Exceptionally strong minds may be able to confront the poetry.

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