DEAR STEVEN SEAGAL

what

nrrd: Wow, best name for a video game evar: " Evenings on a Farm near Dikanka 2: Evening on the Eve of Ivan Kupal Holiday"
nrrd: And nothing says "mainstream success" like "based on a Nikolai Gogol novel"
ignatz: I never beat the end guy in "Dead Souls"
nrrd: You have to use the magic cloak

new favorite joke

A kangaroo walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "Blood is the lipstick of wounds." The bartender does not know how he said it or why. —Michael O'Donoghue

via robotwisdom: aaargh plop

I said: AAARGH PLOP!!