Hoist by his own retard

I was being tailgated by a Hummer H2 today, which wasn't a surprise around here. I looked in the rear vision mirror and, as I often too, thought it was a school bus due to the size, row of lights on top, and bright yellow color. A lot of the Hummers are Tonka/Lifeguard Yellow. The guy eventually zoomed around me in true H2 asshole style and then it hit me and the giggles started.

That guy just paid $60,000 to drive his own fucking short bus.

and when you touch down, you find that it's stranger than now

It's not quite as good as the "go on a sex vacation with a Heinlein heroine" offer, but I really did enjoy Join The Mile High Club With A Single Webmaster.

"The trip will be kept confidential and will not be blogged."

Thanks to foo2rama