Morning's at 2 pm.

Omelette with mixed shredded cheeses, tomato, green salsa: yes.

Go the sports team of the one town! They are infinitely superior in both skill and sportsmanship to the team of the other town, and will surely prevail! Let us support the sports team of the one town, forever!

Cat on leg.

and our hair cut the wrong way

Cornmeal-crusted baked chicken breasts with black pepper; beet and tomato salad with garlic mayonnaise; steamed French beans with butter.

My cat is barking at me. I keep saying to her: WRONG ANIMAL.

atrustheotaku linked to the strangest book I've seen in a while, a turn of the century guide to some kind of jacked-up Japanese pidgin. My favorite page of his scans so far is the Review from the Native Press.

It's so quiet in here I can hear my eyes moving like in a Ren & Stimpy cartoon.