I drove to japan once.

http://www.zen-style.com/

Here be tygers, there be tygers, everywhere a tyger tyger.

My favorite part of this map is the Disney Sea.

The future lies ahead (IM convo)

substitute: I am scared of growing old. I'm 40 and my 401(k) only has $50K in it and is on the stock market.
Guy Mann-Dude: It's Chinatown, Jake.
Guy Mann-Dude: Buy land. They've started unmaking it.
Guy Mann-Dude: or wait, buy Europe.
Guy Mann-Dude: I'm waiting for slavery to come back.
Guy Mann-Dude: they I can buy shares in some nice shiny Thais
substitute: I think when I get old I'll just have to shoot people and take their stuff.
substitute: Good thing I'm white, I won't do any time.
Guy Mann-Dude: I think that's perfectly viable
Guy Mann-Dude: We can get jobs reconfigging the killbots at an Assisted Prisoning Community!
substitute: (privatized by JaleCo)

QOTD

Give me an underground laboratory, half a dozen atom-smashers, and a girl in a diaphanous veil waiting to be turned into a chimpanzee, and I care not who writes the nation's laws. — S.J. Perelman (1904-1979)

Can't make love to the girls in this town

This is the weekend that I shall become one or more of:

• A huge yet nimble insectoid creature, mantis-like in appearance, with serrated mandibles and forelegs, dripping with caustic goo, that lives only to rend humans limb from limb.
  
  
• A charismatic street preacher whose exhortations to "Live as though you were already in HELL!" fill the air at gas stations, grocery stores, and open-air restaurants throughout the county.
  
  
• A serial murderer of drywall contractors whose crimes include jigsaw pieces left in each victim's mouth; the pieces, as assembled by the detectives, are slowly revealing a face. But whose?
  
  
• The only non Chinese member of the Communist Party's Central Coordinating Committee in Beijing.
  
  
• Chewbacca.
  
  
• The world's leading collector of pre 1989 Soviet and Eastern Bloc gay pornography.
  
  
• Mary Baker Eddy.

Ugh

My cat appears to be dying.

I alone am left to tell this tale.

I see wrong people. I see them all the time. They don't know they're wrong...

Hell is other other people

The Livejournal friends of friends view: a great way to find out that you're two degrees away from some people you just can't fucking stand!

SET SAIL FOR DICK

My favorite part is when the liberal media pops up out of the swamp and Bill shoots it and then it sinks back down into the water. Oh, and the Indian massacre, that's cool too!

The Thomas More Law Center Presents:

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