Jan. 26th, 2005
Not too many people could say they helped create America’s space program, worshipped Satan, partied with L. Ron Hubbard, and got investigated by the FBI in one lifetime. Jack Parsons did, and then he died in a mysterious mad science explosion at his house.
This is the fault of
joyfulagitator
Jan. 26th, 2005 07:10 pmSee, pizza is good. We all like it! It has a crust with tasty fatty salty things on it. Mmm. But it’s not quite enough. We need it to have more fatty salty things on it! Maybe we could make Pizza Ice Cream! Or a Pizzuccino Mocha.
No, I’ve got it!
We’ll make Dippin’ Strips so you can dip the pizza in other things!

Mmm. Pepperoni pizza dipped in ranch dressing. Can I get that bacon-wrapped?
No, I’ve got it!
We’ll make Dippin’ Strips so you can dip the pizza in other things!

Mmm. Pepperoni pizza dipped in ranch dressing. Can I get that bacon-wrapped?