Applications are no longer being accepted for the following positions

• ”Friend” who contacts me every three months for tech support.
  
  
• Woman who uses me as a stopgap guy to hang out with between boyfriends (please note: this position has been eliminated and there will be no further hiring.)
  
  
• Person whose only contact with me is to sing his or her own praises and then ask for favors.
  
  
• Unasked-for spiritual advisor.
  
  
• Multilevel marketer.

That does it

From now on I’m getting all my news from the Purple Monkey Dishwasher: purpmonkdish

If I had a hammer, I'd strike a blow for the White Race

Sing along with Prussian Blue.

best quiz result ever

even though it’s hosted by “dutchfurs.com” this made me cackle

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Miscellaneous linksmanship by request

Brand Democrat, political.

Optimus Crime, an amusing and instructive blog, syndicated here as opt_crime.

Jazzandblues.org streaming radio

Scharffen Berger Cacao Nibs