Midnight in the Garden of Bert and Ernie

The cool damp fall weather gives our usually hazy Southern California air a Flemish clarity, making all the edges of things stand out and showing textures as though through a microscope. The heaps of ash from the cigar guys on the patio, the melted and splattered advertising flyer on my lawn, the scratches on my car, all of it larger than life.

Tonight, Movie Guy Dan said "My money's on the toothless kid".

There was a guy with a shaved head and black-rimmed glasses and a CBGB T-shirt playing the usual crap acoustic versions of classic rock songs at D's tonight. His special twist was a miniature light show of multicolored bulbs right in front of him.

At Wingsters, a restaurant that specializes in chicken wings, they added a 31st flavor. It's Orange Cilantro Spice.

Dept of Correction and Amplification

WINGSTERS™ does not refer to the all chicken wings restaurant. WINGSTERS™ are a trademarked product of Perdue Farms and are described in this exciting and informative press release. See kennfusion for details.

The proper name of the restaurant where you can get 31 different flavors of chicken wings is WINGNUTS!

Choose from these flavors...

MANGO HABAÑERO
JAMAICAN JERK
CHARRED WHISKEY BBQ
TERIYAKI
BUFFALO Mild
BUFFALO Medium
BUFFALO Hot
BUFFALO Ouch!
DOUBLE-DOG DARE!
LEMON-LIME
SZECHWAN
SOY-GINGER
CHIPOTLE BBQ
ROADHOUSE BBQ
CHEESY CHEDDAR
ROASTED GARLIC-PARMESAN
HONEY MUSTARD
THAI
SPICY SWEET & SOUR BBQ
KUNG PAO
HONEY BBQ
HAWAIIAN
HOT & SPICY BBQ
TOMATILLO
RAGIN' CAJUN
LEMON GARLIC
ROASTED RED PEPPER

I suspect that "Double Dog Dare" may well be the "through a goat twice" flavor that friendly_bandit speculated about.

Locked and loaded

Caffeine, gasoline, and a .44

Things scratched into the center vinyl of my favorite records

Exile on vine street

I want to live like james bond/I want to die like james dean

Rain grey town/known for its sound

Encyclopedia of OH NO YOU DIDN'T

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Subject: from now on you have a better alternative astronaut

I wonder where I can get bumper stickers printed up

This should be a hot seller these days.