And now, to present the electoral vote, it's the HOOTERS GIRLS!

Bradley: Have you seen what NBC did to Rockefeller Center?
Me: ?
Bradley: “Democracy Center” complete with a map of the US that will light up as states are won under the ice in the rink
Bradley: Don Imus will be broadcasting there starting at 3AM Pacific on MSNBC
Bradley: Don Imus!
Me: He hasn’t been assassinated yet?
Bradley: no :(
Me: he is such a shit
Me: when I go on my killing spree it’s going to be all talk radio guys

Homeland Security is Not Home

Homeland Security is Not Home, originally uploaded by conradh.

I don't understand. Why doesn't it just redirect to http://www.dhs.gov/ ?

I feel slightly less "cyber safe", as my "web buddies" may also here in the "e world"!!!

Modest proposal

I propose a lottery. The tickets will cost $100. The lottery will go to fund medical care for the indigent. The winner of the lottery will get to spend 15 minutes alone with the President of the United States of America and a genuine Louisville Slugger baseball bat. I’m sure in other countries it’s possible to have a serious professional do the chief executive job. Here we get piñatas; I’m just proposing to treat them as such.

Courtesy kraq

This is why my next sysadmin gig will be at a cooking school, just like him. Mmmmm.