Dr. Belshazzar, we have a message for you

$80,000 feast results in horrible food poisoning.

I wonder if there were any fiery letters on the wall?

Yo, bitch, what was that about?

Who is stealing his signs?

I was talking to the security guard at work this weekend while both of us were being very, very bored at the office. We were bitching about Los Angeles and its many flaws. He said he was from New York and wanted to go back. When I asked what he missed most about his home town he said "Hmm.. I think the filth. And the chaos."

I'm glad myself that I only have to go into this city once or twice a week now. It broke in the early 90s and was never fixed, and it is held together with sticky tape and lies.

In my own pueblo, it was announced recently that COMMUNITY REPRESENTATIVES TO MEET ON LEVEL PLAYING GROUND TO CLEAR THE AIR. I suppose the big fans they use for air clearing wouldn't work on a tilted playing ground.

[Poll #354289]

And this just in

Brother of our combat open construction work took himself to turn a planet with the head democratic rival, John Kerry campaign contact will burkett, said Which tuesday, Bush methods and extended press to soften his speech is an unusual burst of Indian Perhaps how to defend against U.S. State Monday. “This isn’t wanted that we can’t deal of grim was evacuated on the story for a “mistake to get him here, but trust in God he will before going the Hensley said. “Our prayers for an American flags. Don’t know his point.” In Middle Schoolmates of the children, 13-year-old be kidnappers, ac.

Breaking news from the Dissociated Press, via Purple Monkey Dishwasher.

Syndicated at purpmonkdish due to the hardest working man in RSS, TorgoX.