It's not a lifestyle, it's a DIAGNOSIS

Oh and one more thing

Cheese is made from milk.

Dow Corning Dilatant Compount 3179

100 pounds, $800

5 pounds, $60, multiple colors

1 pound, $16

If I had money I’d buy a half ton of it TOMORROW.

The last refuge of a

NO.

The brain is a poorly understood organ

List of things I do that have no point or rhyme or reason or meaning but are compulsive and necessary:

• Say “you are the cat!” to the cat, often
  
• Count while peeing as if the number when I finish is significant
  
• Rest one hand on the gearshift while driving although I have not driven stick for many years
  
• Look at pretty girls
  
• Continue through a story doggedly even when I realize everyone has heard it
  
• Shake a bottle of pills slightly before taking one
  
• Spin the vinyl backwards when putting a vinyl record on a turntable
  
• Get up every day and live my life in the absence of evidence that it’s meaningful
  
• Take a toothpick from the restaurant front counter
  
• Try to repair damaged friendships
  
• Bark at dogs