List for no reason

1. Goat Gouda owns me.

2. My cat insists on moving her food bowl around a bit with a paw before eating. She then puts some food on the floor and eats it before moving on to the full bowl.

3. People who ask you "What's up?" twice in the same conversation are not listening to you.

4. The teenagers across the street play electric guitar too late into the night with their window open. thank GOD they have pretty good taste in music.

5. We did 5 on Friday.

6. I really like the Chinese eggplants, you know the long light purple ones?

7. Help me. An evil robot from the future is about to become my governor.

8. I forgot what 8 was for.

"Courtesy" nickjb

NO.

"Is pro governing faked?"

We've Got a Bigger Problem Now

By request for nickjb and for anyone else who lived through the Just Say No years:

This is what happens to you when you go looking for that bad religious movie with Mr. T and Corbin B

Exhibit 1: PICTURE OF JESUS IN THE CLOUDS

Exhibit 2: THE FREAKIN' APOCALYPSE FOR KIDS. That's right, Mr. Fisher. If Bill and I hadn't been trying to solve the riddle of Hidden Lake, we never would have found out that Old Man Zaftig was the Devil!

Exhibit 3: PRE-WRATH AUDIOCASSETTES!

Exhibit 4: THE CRAPPY MOVIES I WAS ORIGINALLY AFTER!

Exhibit 5: ROCK POCALYPSE!!!

I'm tired now. Folks, the phrase for this is "premillenial postdispensationalism", and that's all I'm gonna say about that.