Dear hepkitten and tony_laetrile

Your irc friends are paranoid, cliquish parodies of NorCal hipster geeks. They make efnet #perl look like the fucking welcome wagon.

I am a crusty old bastard and do not need to prove myself to anyone, so whatever with them.

OMG hella lame,

ignatz

P.S. That is so fucked up (for gordonzola)

song without words

The bathrooms at work now have an air freshener in them that smells like hoisin sauce.

While I am peeing, I get hungry for char siu bao.