Dear hepkitten and tony_laetrile

[substitute]

Your irc friends are paranoid, cliquish parodies of NorCal hipster geeks. They make efnet #perl look like the fucking welcome wagon.

I am a crusty old bastard and do not need to prove myself to anyone, so whatever with them.

OMG hella lame,

ignatz

P.S. That is so fucked up (for gordonzola)