You know how to whistle, don't you?

It would be amusing and useful to have calling cards. I'm not sure it's wise, but this design calls out to me.

TOO HIP

I broke down and got a hiplog. It's LJ syndicated as hipstitute for convenience, or can be read at http://www.hiptop.com/hiplog/read/4/461/

edit: fixed the syndication name. thanks citizen.

Game over

But I was about to get the high score!

You got the wrong number. This is 91...2

From the risks_digest

OPT IN OR DIE.

This is what we call today a "public-private partnership". This is why I flinch whenever people talk about database integration and homeland security and using various Wackenhuts and Pinkertons to guard us.

God help us, they're using the direct marketers to decide who shall be saved now.

Up the airy mountain, down the rushy glen

We daren't go a hunting because of the TOTALLY INSANE FREAKAZOID HIPPIES that all BELIEVE IN FAIRIES and DANCE AROUND IN BATHROBES AND WINGS.

That's where I met the Leprechaun. He tells me to burn things.

I am a boring cat guy.

Today my cat was a total bitch and yowled at me until I let her outside (she's an indoor cat) at which point she ate about a kilo of grass and came in and choked on it for a bit. I don't understand my girlfriend.

While outside I shot some pictures of her being inimitable.

( Cut for the image- or pet-impaired )

Oh and by the way I'm totally screwed

I'm posting too much today but I did want to mention to the universe that my lab results are back and I *am* indeed doomed: glucose 192, high cholesterol, high bp, sugar in the urine, etc.

So I have to lose vast amounts of weight and probably take a little pill that makes me feel funny. Or die.

A few numbers on a piece of paper have me scared shitless. Which is probably what I needed.

You know it makes sense, don't even think about it
Life and death are just things you do when you're bored
Say fear's a man's best friend
Say fear's a man's best friend
Say fear's a man's best friend
You add it up it brings you down
--John Cale