Eunuchs programmer

landsend.com has this thing called "virtual model" wherein you put in your height and weight and nose shape and a bunch of other body metrics and it then generates an unearthly, bizarre image of yourself which you can dress up in their clothing.

( I am the golem of Newport Beach. )

formication in the streets

Disturbing personalized plate seen on the way to work:

ANTFLAN

No, no second helping please. I just couldn't..