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ITEM! Someone at my job didn't know how many states there are in the U.S., and also didn't know to be embarrassed about this!
ITEM! I am going to be in a NASCAR universe for the next couple of months. Anyone got a spare mullet?
ITEM! I've been incredibly grumpy not to say enraged a lot lately. Could I be surrounded by idiots or is it just the serotonin?
ITEM! I have been pornifieid by the Internet. I just received email regarding "Turkish Amateurs" which was actually about amateur radio and deleted it, thinking it was porn spam!
ITEM! Cheese is made from milk!
ITEM! There was an episode of the New Kung-Fu on today featuring the Holy Grail (chinese jade version), knights, Nazis, and priests!
ITEM! Antonin Artaud was right. We live in a Theatre of Cruelty.

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