another damned thick book mr gibbon

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• ITEM! Someone at my job didn't know how many states there are in the U.S., and also didn't know to be embarrassed about this!
  
  
• ITEM! I am going to be in a NASCAR universe for the next couple of months. Anyone got a spare mullet?
  
  
• ITEM! I've been incredibly grumpy not to say enraged a lot lately. Could I be surrounded by idiots or is it just the serotonin?
  
  
• ITEM! I have been pornifieid by the Internet. I just received email regarding "Turkish Amateurs" which was actually about amateur radio and deleted it, thinking it was porn spam!
  
  
• ITEM! Cheese is made from milk!
  
  
• ITEM! There was an episode of the New Kung-Fu on today featuring the Holy Grail (chinese jade version), knights, Nazis, and priests!
  
  
• ITEM! Antonin Artaud was right. We live in a Theatre of Cruelty.