Compare and contrast:

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http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/0345426053

versus

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=519&e=3&u=/ap/bear_attack

The bears! We love them! We experience them in the beauty of their natural AUUUGH AUUUGH MY NECK

Dumbass.

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Ha ha ha ha ha

[loachie.livejournal.com]

Now I'm waiting for the guy who goes swimming with the white sharks off the Farallon Islands, cageless and legs a-danglin', to get good and bit. Hopefully while someone's filming him.

"Wild animals are your playful cuddly friends! You should keep them in your apartment and romp with them in their territories! Yay!"

Re: Ha ha ha ha ha

[nosrialleon.livejournal.com]

You're right! There needs to be a streak of these!
But more generalized, so we can call it the Jim Fixx syndrome!