HAS OBAMA ALREADY FAILED US?

[substitute]

We're hardly into the new era, and already the honeymoon is over. Broken promises, failed reforms, and betrayals of principle have crushed my dreams of this so-called "change." To summarize:

• Plastic clamshell packaging has not yet been banned.
  
  
• I and several other friends have dry, painful skin and a recurring cough.
  
  
• Nothing, not even a plan, to replace our nation's dilapidated traffic cones.
  
  
• Open punditry is still tolerated and even encouraged.
  
  
• The President-Elect cannot cure the King's Evil by touch, nor has he called his men to horse against the Dragon, as it was foretold in olden times.
  
  
• Just like his predecessor, he has not protected us from the Manimals. I am already on record here and here and yet I hear nothing from Mr. Obama.

Welcome to another eight years of tyranny and incompetence. WON'T GET FOOLED AGAIN!

Comments

[salome-st-john.livejournal.com]

I was personally promised a small increase in my number of friendly waves from neighbors of varying ethnicities, and I was told that the sun would shine more brightly and breezes could be timed properly? ALSO please remember that he has to groom the polar bears. He said.

stealing this

[salome-st-john.livejournal.com]

Also: FREE YACHTS???!!!

free yachts pfft

[kafkateer.livejournal.com]

my gold and diamond crapper WARE IS IT

[florence-craye.livejournal.com]

I AM RESCINDING MY VOTE FOR HIM AS OF THIS MOMENT

and where is my shirt saying I am one of the "good white people"

DAMN IT

[mrsgreer.livejournal.com]

What are you talking about?

[blulibrarian.livejournal.com]

Here! Here!


And what about our carbon neutral jet-packs and I don't know about you, but I'm still waiting for my damn puppy.

[jk-fabiani.livejournal.com]

I'm glad we got that out.

[firepower.livejournal.com]

This post and many comments associated with it are full of win.

[handstil.livejournal.com]

x2

[jenlight.livejournal.com]

What you said.

[jpeace.livejournal.com]

x3

[troymccluresf.livejournal.com]

This whole "...Barack ran so we could fly" needs to stop. At least until he, y'know, is president.

[bulletproofheeb.livejournal.com]

2 of my friends recently broke up. Obama has yet to show up to offer couples counseling to get them back together.

[firepower.livejournal.com]

I love the icon.

[bulletproofheeb.livejournal.com]

Haha! Ditto.

Be seeing you.

Likewise...

[substitute.livejournal.com]

Who is #1?

Re: Likewise...

[maps-or-guitars.livejournal.com]

You are #6.

Re: Likewise...

[bulletproofheeb.livejournal.com]

I am not a number, I am a free man!

Re: Likewise...

[maps-or-guitars.livejournal.com]

Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha ha.

Re: Likewise...

[bulletproofheeb.livejournal.com]

My life is my own!
(running out of opening sequence quotes...)

Re: Likewise...

[maps-or-guitars.livejournal.com]

Oh well. Be seeing you.

[jenlight.livejournal.com]

He was nowhere to be found when I lost my mullet!

[turnip.livejournal.com]

when I clicked on the dow jones industrial average, my cubicle was not flooded with golden light. My parents were right - I should have voted for McCain.

[hepkitten.livejournal.com]

i died lolling.