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We're hardly into the new era, and already the honeymoon is over. Broken promises, failed reforms, and betrayals of principle have crushed my dreams of this so-called "change." To summarize:
  • Plastic clamshell packaging has not yet been banned.

  • I and several other friends have dry, painful skin and a recurring cough.

  • Nothing, not even a plan, to replace our nation's dilapidated traffic cones.

  • Open punditry is still tolerated and even encouraged.

  • The President-Elect cannot cure the King's Evil by touch, nor has he called his men to horse against the Dragon, as it was foretold in olden times.

  • Just like his predecessor, he has not protected us from the Manimals. I am already on record here and here and yet I hear nothing from Mr. Obama.
Welcome to another eight years of tyranny and incompetence. WON'T GET FOOLED AGAIN!

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Date: 2008-11-10 07:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] salome-st-john.livejournal.com
I was personally promised a small increase in my number of friendly waves from neighbors of varying ethnicities, and I was told that the sun would shine more brightly and breezes could be timed properly? ALSO please remember that he has to groom the polar bears. He said.

free yachts pfft

Date: 2008-11-10 10:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kafkateer.livejournal.com
my gold and diamond crapper WARE IS IT

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Date: 2008-11-10 07:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] florence-craye.livejournal.com
I AM RESCINDING MY VOTE FOR HIM AS OF THIS MOMENT

and where is my shirt saying I am one of the "good white people"

DAMN IT

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Date: 2008-11-10 07:31 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mrsgreer.livejournal.com
What are you talking about?

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Date: 2008-11-10 07:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] blulibrarian.livejournal.com
Here! Here!


And what about our carbon neutral jet-packs and I don't know about you, but I'm still waiting for my damn puppy.

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Date: 2008-11-10 07:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jk-fabiani.livejournal.com
I'm glad we got that out.

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Date: 2008-11-10 07:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] firepower.livejournal.com
This post and many comments associated with it are full of win.

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Date: 2008-11-10 07:52 pm (UTC)

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Date: 2008-11-10 08:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jenlight.livejournal.com
What you said.

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Date: 2008-11-11 03:34 am (UTC)

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Date: 2008-11-10 07:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] troymccluresf.livejournal.com
This whole "...Barack ran so we could fly" needs to stop. At least until he, y'know, is president.

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Date: 2008-11-10 07:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bulletproofheeb.livejournal.com
2 of my friends recently broke up. Obama has yet to show up to offer couples counseling to get them back together.

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Date: 2008-11-10 08:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bulletproofheeb.livejournal.com
Haha! Ditto.

Be seeing you.

Re: Likewise...

Date: 2008-11-10 10:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bulletproofheeb.livejournal.com
I am not a number, I am a free man!

Re: Likewise...

Date: 2008-11-10 10:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bulletproofheeb.livejournal.com
My life is my own!
(running out of opening sequence quotes...)

Re: Likewise...

Date: 2008-11-10 10:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] maps-or-guitars.livejournal.com
Oh well. Be seeing you.

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Date: 2008-11-10 08:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jenlight.livejournal.com
He was nowhere to be found when I lost my mullet!

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Date: 2008-11-10 08:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] turnip.livejournal.com
when I clicked on the dow jones industrial average, my cubicle was not flooded with golden light. My parents were right - I should have voted for McCain.

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Date: 2008-11-10 10:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hepkitten.livejournal.com
i died lolling.

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