A bad vacation with John McCain

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"It was not our intention, but it was our misfortune to be in close quarters with John McCain for almost a week."

Please enjoy this account of a vacation week in Fiji totally ruined by the presence of the Republican candidate for the Presidency. Christ, what an asshole:

I looked him in the face and said, "Yes, you are the biggest asshole I have ever met" and headed back to my cabin.

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"Oh no, it's not bad, you're very strong, very *HUSKY!!!!!*"

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When I got to the part where he started going on about Southeast Asian women, I couldn't help but think of Margaret Cho.