Entertainment News From All Over: BROMANCE!

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Subject: Brody Jenner - "Bromance" Integration Opportunity on MTV!

Hi Devoted Clients,

I am bringing to you an integration opportunity for a new comedy/reality show featuring the Prince Of Malibu - Brody Jenner (from The Hills). The show is called "Bromance" While Brody has no trouble finding ladies to occupy his time, he is on the hunt to find the perfect 'bro-mance'?. The perfect guy he can trust? The perfect guy he can chill with and ultimately welcome into his entourage. Below and attached you will find details about the show. We are looking for clients that can have organic integrations in the "MANsion" and other places inside the show.

Note: Turnaround time is very quick, as the show begins taping on August 25th!

About the show:
Several 'bros" will compete in various group and individual activities that will test their trust, reliability and compatibility to determine who truly belongs in his inner circle.  From skydiving into Las Vegas, to dealing with the Paparazzi, to being his wingman, each episode will feature one "group date" and the always important "alone time" with Brody. Throughout the series, the pool of "bros" gets smaller as contestants get eliminated into the "Hot Tub Elimination Ceremony," where rejected 'bros' will be asked to leave the bachelor pad, dripping wet, wearing a swimsuit with luggage in hand. In the end, the winner will take home an incredible prize package, move out to Hollywood and secure a spot as the newest member of Jenner's entourage.

Sponsorship Opportunities Include:
The MANsion where the "bros" will live, compete and play offers a variety of in-show integration:
Electronics
Video Games
Wireless
Beverage
Grooming
Apparel

The "bros" need transportation to travel to hot
spots during the season:
High-End Automotive Vehicles Requested

Bromance Prize Package:
The MANsion will be filled to the brim with "man toys," which will all be presented as the ultimate prize package for the winning bro.

Details:
Six (6) Hour Long Episodes
Tentatively Set to Premiere in late December
Shooting August 25th-September 15, 2008 in LA

Minimum 1 verbal and 2-3 mentions throughout series for sponsors


That is the overview. If interested let's start discussing quickly as time is of the essence! This will be FUN!
Regards,

Comments

[eyeteeth.livejournal.com]

This has got to be deliberately homoerotic because girls like the man-on-man, right? To facilitate slashfic and so on? Only it has to be thinly veiled as not gay? That's all I can come up with. Except for "No" and "Start the reactor."

[substitute.livejournal.com]

FILLED TO THE BRIM WITH MAN-TOYS!!!

Actually bro-dudes love this stuff. They're always hugging each other and going on man-dates. I think it's more misogyny than homoeroticism though.

[eyeteeth.livejournal.com]

Hey, as long as they kiss.

THIS JUST IN

[torgo-x.livejournal.com]

WHAT'S ALL THIS I HEAR ABOUT TOTALLY STRAIGHT-GUY "BROMANCE"? I WAS LOOKING AROUND THE NET AND FOUND SOME (WAS JUST DOING RESEARCH)

but...

[daisyhunter.livejournal.com]

Hot Tub Elimination Ceremony?

Re: but...

[tuliphead.livejournal.com]

I think I rented that movie once.

[bobby isosceles (from livejournal.com)]

Addendum

We can add an entirely new dimension of humor by leveraging the host of hit reality game show Deal or No Deal, Howie Mandel, and re-branding the series MANDEL BRO.


Well, a partial dimension anyway.

[threepunchstuff.livejournal.com]

If you turned your speakers up, you could almost hear Powerpoint begging to crash.

[tinymammoth.livejournal.com]

I think I had better read The Republic now to make up for this, just to keep Western Civilization in barely breathing condition.

[substitute.livejournal.com]

Good idea. I'll fire up some Bach fugues.

[dr-strych9.livejournal.com]

I don't know if that's the text I would pick...

[nosrialleon.livejournal.com]

I feel stupider just knowing this exists

[tuliphead.livejournal.com]

your icon wins.

[springheel-jack.livejournal.com]

who the fuck is brody jenner

[jpeace.livejournal.com]

Throughout the series, the pool of "bros" gets smaller as contestants get eliminated into the "Hot Tub Elimination Ceremony," where rejected 'bros' will be asked to leave the bachelor pad, dripping wet, wearing a swimsuit with luggage in hand.

Genius. America's Next Top Emasculation.

I hope they have a pee-shy-off where they all stand in front of giant piss trough. Last one to let loose loses.

[fattmike.livejournal.com]

I was SO in till we got to: High-End Automotive Vehicles Requested

Then again, me skydiving into Las Vegas would create Area 52, so it's better off I don't apply.

[substitute.livejournal.com]

hahahah "Area 52," excellent :D

Breaux

[torgo-x.livejournal.com]

And when he woke up, the bro was still there.