And so it begins...

[substitute]

US Measles Outbreak Hits 15 States

I'm taking my nephew to a Marburg Hemorrhagic Fever party as soon as I can!

Comments

[cascadefailure.livejournal.com]

Awesomeness! Like chlorine in a pond of scum...the problem will be the solution.

[substitute.livejournal.com]

Personally I'd prefer a "solution" that didn't involve kids having seizures in the ER!

[cascadefailure.livejournal.com]

Well yes, it would be better if the kids just passed it straight to their mostly good intending but somewhat misguided parents who unintentionally set them up for disaster.

[substitute.livejournal.com]

Eh. I'm not into Darwin Award in a case like this. I just wish it wasn't happening!

[springheel-jack.livejournal.com]

Well, now I have to fucking go and get my measles immunization updated, because I can't count on the herd immunity anymore. I got the vaccination when I was a kid, and maybe again when I went to college, I think, but fuck! I'm going to get measles now, because of these people?

[king-felix.livejournal.com]

I'm glad we're not taking our evil vaccines. Then we'd have a measles epidemic on top of all the autism.

Thank the idiots who insist that ZOMG VACCINES CAUSE AUTISM!!!!11!!!

[pauldeman2pt0.livejournal.com]

...for this shit.

Their selfishness and idiotic superstition puts the entire population at risk.

Re: Thank the idiots who insist that ZOMG VACCINES CAUSE AUTISM!!!!11!!!

[bobby isosceles (from livejournal.com)]

HEY AT LEAST THEY WON'T HAVE AUTISM!

THEY WILL BE INDIGO CHILDREN INSTEAD.

JENNY MCCARTHY SAID SO IT MUST BE LAW.

[cordiloquy.livejournal.com]

God, I can't believe this shit. It's always been appalling from an ethical standpoint, but now that I'm working with preschoolers...ew, ew, ew. Going to wash my hands another hundred times now, thanks.

[scythrop.livejournal.com]

Oh crap. I'm with you: always good to have a little light shone on questionable decisions, always bad when children bear the burden. I hope this changes some minds, at the very least.

I have the answer!!

[handstil.livejournal.com]

Clearly there needs to be an end to intercontinental travel.

Re: I have the answer!!

[bobby isosceles (from livejournal.com)]

IT'S ALL A PLOT BY THE TRILATERAL COMISSION ...

RISING FUEL PRICES, ENDLESS WAR AND A SHATTERED ECONOMY AND NOW THIS ARE ALL INCENTIVES TO KEEP US FROM TRAVELING AND HAVE US STAY IN ONE LOCATION

THAT WAY WE CAN BE ROUNDED UP WHEN THE NEW WORLD ORDER/ALIEN INVASION ARRIVES

WAKE UP SHEEPLE

RON PAUL REVOLUTION

PS. JOIN MY FIBROMYALGIA/MORGELLON'S SUPPORT FORUM

Re: I have the answer!!

[substitute.livejournal.com]

Quiet, you.

WTF are these parents thinking

[(Anonymous)]

As a parent of a toddler, I'd never even fucking dream of telling my pediatrician that I didn't want my kid to get shots to save them from a disease that MIGHT KILL THEM along with everyone else vs. the remote, unproven theory that it might cause a NON-FATAL condition that is more probably caused by those dumb fucking baby einstein videos they all park their kids in front of so they can have sex. Holy fuck, who allows these people to be so fucking dumb?! I mean, HELLO....shouldn't this shit be mandatory?

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