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Some time after consuming hydrocodone and methocarbamol, I am in bed. The cat hops up on the bed.

CAT: Eeerp?

ME: Hi! What's up?

CAT: [..]

ME: Looking for monsters, I see. [cheery wave out window towards presumably monstrous landscape in back yard]

CAT: [looks out window, aghast]

ME: Nothing like a monster hunt, no one can resist it! It's like potato salad that way. Then again, you probably don't like potato salad, do you.

CAT: Grrqwp. [Leaps off bed, leaves room]

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Date: 2008-05-09 07:54 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jpeace.livejournal.com
After a lot of drinks, I want to be the worst thing that ever happened to you. Please pencil this in.

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Date: 2008-05-09 02:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pilarcruz.livejournal.com
Awww, Pouss!

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Date: 2008-05-09 03:58 pm (UTC)

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Date: 2008-05-09 04:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hotelsamurai.livejournal.com
I am going to start working the word "grrqwp" into everyday usage.

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Date: 2008-05-09 06:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cascadefailure.livejournal.com
Your cat is the best conversation partner EVAR!

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Date: 2008-05-10 12:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] besskeloid.livejournal.com
Wha-ow. Ooank.

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