Basically,

[substitute]

Fuck,

I threw out my fucking left shoulder. The fuck. I mean, fuck!

It's just a normal muscle strain, not like the insane neuro-psycho-musculo-pendejo problm on the right, which oddly was fixed almost completely, after a year, by stretching once.

But damn, it's a bad one. I am unable to fucking do anything without swearing like a fucking longshoreman, and a few times I just had to sit the fuck down and feel sorry for myself before I could get anything done.

If I stand in a position that's somewhere between "cricket bowler" and "drunk flaming gay guy waving at you" it doesn't hurt.

Here's to the thing going away in a day or do so I don't have to [redacted] [redacted] from [redacted] out of sure frustration.

Anyway I'm driving Bob to the VA for an injection today, so at least I know I don't have a 40 year old unkillable bacterium in my eye trying to blind me, like him.

The fuck, though. FUCK.

Comments

[sakkaranoush.livejournal.com]

FUCK!

Sorry to hear about your shoulder. : (

[kasheri.livejournal.com]

Yeah, you don't have an unkillable bacterium, but things don't have to be horrible to still be extremely aggravating. Don't begrudge yourself a good stream of invective. Counting your blessings is important, but you know, fuckedy-fuck-fuck-FUCK to waking up with absurd pain.

[daisyhunter.livejournal.com]

I'm sure bob will teach you a few more ways to swear :D

[substitute.livejournal.com]

We swore all the way to the VA and back! Had a great time :)

At one point we saw an RV being driven by a twat and he suggested we throw the guy out of it and give it to you after first pushing the seat forward. I agreed, and especially liked the detail of pushing the seat forwards for you. Real mint-on-a-pillow thinking there from Bob.

[eyeteeth.livejournal.com]

Clearly the customer always comes first with Bob. I'd like to meet him sometime.

[besskeloid.livejournal.com]

Icebag-shaped thoughts heading your way, and another FVCK for good measure.

[threepunchstuff.livejournal.com]

Bro your shoulders can be real assholes bro.

[wrecking--ball.livejournal.com]

You have my complete and total sympathy, because I too am suffering from some kind of screaming-shoulder-death, which seems hellbent on killing me with spasms of blinding pain/lack of sleep/advil-overdose. Please let me know if you find a treatment for S.S.D, and I'll do the same. Hope you feel much better soon.

[substitute.livejournal.com]

I got a handful each of [redacted] and [redacted] from [redacted] and I'm hoping that will get me through the next day or two as it heals up. I wish you luck too.