Coincidentially, I noticed yesterday that the Dove™ brand (produced by Mars, Inc.) individually wrapped chocolate miniature squares have SATANIC messages printed on the inside of every wrapper.
Oh sure, they call them "PROMISES® Messages," but they're Satanic in nature. At least, the six out of six I opened yesterday after lunch were clearly and openly Satanic. I have no explanation for this phenomenon, and it honestly makes me wonder how it could be possible that I would only learn about this by actually opening the product and reading the damned things myself. How come my nearly constant obsessive reading about stupid conspiracy bullshit memes didn't bring this one to me over the Internet first?
Not to mention the fact that the chocolate is all made out of genuine child slaves. They should just change the name of the company to Moloch, Inc. and be done with it.
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Date: 2008-03-23 04:23 pm (UTC)Oh sure, they call them "PROMISES® Messages," but they're Satanic in nature. At least, the six out of six I opened yesterday after lunch were clearly and openly Satanic. I have no explanation for this phenomenon, and it honestly makes me wonder how it could be possible that I would only learn about this by actually opening the product and reading the damned things myself. How come my nearly constant obsessive reading about stupid conspiracy bullshit memes didn't bring this one to me over the Internet first?
Huh? How come?
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Date: 2008-03-24 05:26 am (UTC)