Now remember, folks

[substitute]

If you don't kill Jesus today there won't be any chocolate bunnies or Cadbury eggs on Sunday. You can get jellybeans any time, or store Peeps for 30 years, but without the judicial murder there won't be any chocolate ear to bite off.

So get cracking. I know he's a pretty nice guy but sometimes you just have to be hard.

At least this year we don't have the vexing problem of the 4/20 Hitler Easter

Comments

CRUCIFY HIM!

[mrhinelander.livejournal.com]

I liked it when they had our three year old among the young children singing, "Were you there when they nailed him to a tree?" I prefer to think that the crowd consisted solely of three year olds.

[jpeace.livejournal.com]

Star explodes halfway across universe 58 min

CNN BREAKING NEWS: something blew up 8 billion years ago

[jonpants.livejournal.com]

Having Easter in March throws off my internal Jewish calender. I was all ready to go eat some good passover food but that isn't for another month. Jesus is finally getting his revenge.

[tea-cantata.livejournal.com]

No, but this year it's Passover that starts on 20th April, IIRC...

[substitute.livejournal.com]

"Why is this day diff... aw the heck with it."

[advorpt.livejournal.com]

I want an Easter egg! I want an Easter egg!

[chthonicsiren.livejournal.com]

On the other hand, we have the 4/20 Hitler Passover...
-a Jew

[substitute.livejournal.com]

When you get high, you're sparking up with Hitler!

crucifixion follies

[poncif.livejournal.com]

http://leninology.blogspot.com/2008/03/long-good-friday.html

cos everything's funnier with a benny hill soundtrack!

"I Don't Care if it Rains or Freezes..."

[hyniof.livejournal.com]

We oughtta:

Just cut out the middleman and make chocolate Jesuses--or is it Jesi?

Mike

Re: "I Don't Care if it Rains or Freezes..."

[substitute.livejournal.com]

At this point the whole business of eating the ears becomes fraught.

Re: "I Don't Care if it Rains or Freezes..."

[hyniof.livejournal.com]

Yes:

But the devouring of the entire figure then becomes rather sacramental for us Catholics. It'd probably make Communion a lot more popular, too. Mmmmm, transubstantial chocolate...

Mike Again