Time to start borrowing from the neighbors.

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The 2005 average income in my zip code was $258,733.14.

Oh the hell with that, time to start stealing from the neighbors. There's no way they'll notice.

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[smokeysizzlebar.livejournal.com]

Holy shit.

My mortgage jumped $200 this month and I felt like someone had crotch-punched me when I looked at my statement online this morning...

Must be nice not to notice little blips like that or to ever deal with overdraft charges.