Dear God:

[substitute]

Please Destroy All Humans Now.

Hugs,

Your servant ignatz.

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Comments

[tuliphead.livejournal.com]

so frightening and wrong, i had to link your post in my journal.

i want to see a feature called "Sex Tips for girls":

1) don't do it
2) don't do it
3) unless you are doing it to have babies, don't do it
4) god likes it when you remain chaste
5) don't do it
6) god hates birth control
7) if you do it before marriage, you're going to hell
8) don't do it