ANOTHER STEP TOWARDS THE GRAVE

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[taskboy3000.livejournal.com]

I just did 36 this week, which is as old as I've ever been.

My advice? Hang around a nursing home. You'll feel like you're a kid again.

[substitute.livejournal.com]

Oh I'm fine with 43! It's a perfectly good age.

My mom is 78 and seems to be mostly ok with that too.

[handstil.livejournal.com]

*smooshes cake on you and baptizes you with alcohol based sauces*
<3

[dreamyshade.livejournal.com]

yay!! that means you get 43 presents!! right?? sounds good to me.

[loose-joints.livejournal.com]

Happy birthday. Will you be around for Christmas or after?

[mcpino.livejournal.com]

T SUBSTITUTE NOW SCHLORK DOWN 43 SHOTS OF THIS

[yoscott.livejournal.com]

whew. i thought you were sayin you started drinking this stuff straight. :X

[substitute.livejournal.com]

HURF BLURF ANOTHER PINT OF TRIPLE SUCK PLZ

[obnoxicant.livejournal.com]

happy birthday!

[joyfulagitator.livejournal.com]

And for your birthday I present you with... THE PATIO! Sure I will be seeing you there soon :)

[ganatronic.livejournal.com]

Happy birthday, and I wish you make your best wishes.

[besskeloid.livejournal.com]

Hope you've been having an excellent birfdy.

[daisyhunter.livejournal.com]

Happy Birthday

[advorpt.livejournal.com]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY to you! I would have responded sooner, but a horrendous drive crash have pre-empted my internets today. I raise my glass of beer to you, good sir!

[nyxie.livejournal.com]

Happy Birthday

[pigglet27.livejournal.com]

Oh My! I think 43 is fine, but then again, ask me in 10 years!

Happy Birthday!

[stimps.livejournal.com]

Happy Bathday!!

I want to send you this thingy, but I'm afraid you'll already have it. HONK!!

Please attach funny hat and sing now.

[substitute.livejournal.com]

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONKM coughing fit

[burntcurtis.livejournal.com]

DUH HAPPY BIRTHDAY AND GURGLE.

[tuliphead.livejournal.com]

HAPPY BLATTDAY TO YOU
HAPPY BLATTDAY TO YOU
HAPPY BLATTDAY DEAR SUUUUUBBBSTITUUUUTE
HAPPY BLATTDAY TOOO YOOOOOUUU

[substitute.livejournal.com]

BLAAAATTTTTTT

[dmlaenker.livejournal.com]

I had no idea you were 43....

[substitute.livejournal.com]

I wasn't!

That was too easy.

[birdiebrain.livejournal.com]

Happy birthday!

Signed,
A Stranger

[substitute.livejournal.com]

thanks! :D

[hotelsamurai.livejournal.com]

Happy Birthday!

[threepunchstuff.livejournal.com]

This comment entitles you to one public foot massage.

[dr-strych9.livejournal.com]

Happy brithday. (Yes, mispelling is intentional for the purposes of sillineff.)

[brainflak.livejournal.com]

A happy birthday to you, sir. I recommend my own strategy: preemptive nostalgia. See, I think about when I was in my early twenties, and was so disgusted with my physical abilities. When I ran five miles on the beach with my kenpo class I was always the last one. I could barely climb a rope without using my legs. What a weakling! Now I look back and realize "Good heavens - I could run five miles on the beach! I could climb a rope! I was like a god!"

So now I try to look at my current self from the perspective of my self thirty years from now. "Wow, to think that back then I could walk all day if I wanted. I could feed myself! I could hear sounds! My skin stayed on my body. I knew my children's names! How wonderful is was to be 43. I was just a kid! Oh, those were the days. I'd trade gladly trade my flying car and my robot valet to go back there."

[baconmeteor.livejournal.com]

¡Feliz cumpleaños, jefe!