Here is your Homeland Security Competence Update:

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"Palo Verde Nuclear Generating Station, the nation's largest nuclear power plant, where security officials detained a contract worker with a small pipe bomb in the back of his pickup truck on 02 November 2007. The Department of Homeland Security said there was no known terrorism link to the incident at the plant west of Phoenix, Arizona. The worker, Roger William Hurd, told investigators he didn't know how the bomb got in his truck and was released"

WAT

From a wire service photo caption. I just.

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[drieuxster.livejournal.com]

First off, everyone KNOWS that the God Hating America BASHING Gun Grabbing NRA are a collection of left wing extremists who oppose the biblically litteral interpretation of why JESUS WANTS YOU to own explosive devices to stop those Iranian Flying Saucers.

As such, the God Fearing White Christian Americans in Phoenix are not lead into sin and moreal turpitude by the evil ones who do not believe in the True Gospel of Massive Retaliatory Firepower....

HTH.