San Bernardino County...

[substitute]

Not only are they cranking out the meth there, but they're making illegal bathtub cheese!

Comments

[sooz.livejournal.com]

road trip?

[substitute.livejournal.com]

Nothing says "vacation heaven" like meth and contaminated cheese! Fire up the El Camino and get the Bowie knives and let's go!

[sooz.livejournal.com]

i bet its delicious though... like freakishly good

[substitute.livejournal.com]

Mexican style farmer cheese is awesome if it doesn't kill you, yeah! Periodically the Mexican dairies kill some people and have to have a time out. It's difficult to keep it from growing the little monsters.

[sooz.livejournal.com]

i think i may be up for a little dairy roulette.. just like a taste i dont need to eat a whole block

phrase of the week

[firepower.livejournal.com]

"Felony cheese-making charges."

Re: phrase of the week

[miss-geek.livejournal.com]

haha... totally. i'm going to start telling people that i was in prison just so that i can say felony cheese-making charges all the time.

Re: phrase of the week

[substitute.livejournal.com]

So, you checked the "yes" box on this application under "felony convictions." What can you tell us about that?

"Yeah, I still can't vote because of that cheese thing in '07."

[mrhinelander.livejournal.com]

Nice scare tactic. Not like Mexicans aren't scary enough with all their stealing of American jobs.

My only regret is I didn't get some Oaxaca cheese before they got busted.

[mrhinelander.livejournal.com]

Oh, this is amorpoeta posting, not mrhinelander. Sigh.

[substitute.livejournal.com]

There's no need to make a federal queso it.

[anarqueso.livejournal.com]

Hahahahaha!

[anarqueso.livejournal.com]

For the record, that's the first cheese joke I've thought was funny in I don't know how long.

[gordonzola.livejournal.com]

IAWTC!

[substitute.livejournal.com]

I'm honored to have got a laugh out of one of these hardened rindmaidens.