If only everyone who wrote bad fiction..

[substitute]

http://www.savebrian.org/

Write a story, get a felony rap?

Boy, considering the stuff I wrote in High School, I would have ended up in Guantanamo Bay.

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[do-not-lick.livejournal.com]

You would have escaped Gitmo at the age of 15 and joined a renegade band of chicken flingers on the outskirts of Havana, eventually rising through the ranks of the worldwide paramilitary force until you became the Lord High Poutly Launcher for all of sentral and south america.

Using your newfound clout, you would have united Peru, Argentina and Brazil into one giant war mongering country, crushing all opposition under your iron chicken fist and almost taking over all of the western hemisphere before being brought down by a freak case of genital salmonella.

New regime

[torgo-x.livejournal.com]

All crimes that can be prosecuted MUST BE!!

Everything that is not forbidden is NOW MANDATORY!!!