doom

[substitute]

1. Brain-eating amoeba attacks in Arizona
   
   
2. The fungus! It feeds on radiation, professor!
   
   
3. New Knight Rider TV Show

Comments

[cataptromancer.livejournal.com]

I bet I'm not the first one to think of an episode where Kitt chides Michael for being drunk while he tries to eat a burger.

MICHAEL

MICHAEL

YOU SAID YOU WOULDN'T TOUCH ALCOHOL

KNIGHT INDUSTRIES IS SENDING SOMEONE TOMORROW

MICHAEL

DO YOU LOVE ME?

[nosrialleon.livejournal.com]

I seriously just spit-taked. Well done.

#3

[nosrialleon.livejournal.com]

I see that reality has not only met, but catapulted-the-fuck OVER my 'remake of CHiPs' attempt at absurdity...

[gcrumb.livejournal.com]

This is some sort of new defense against parody, isn't it? Make it so head-fuckingly parano-stupid that people's synapses die rather than transmit the input. The absurdity is so exhausting that I don't have the energy to laugh any more.

[substitute.livejournal.com]

You're with the brain-eating amoebas, aren't you?

[jakeinhartsel.livejournal.com]

But the real question is, "Is the amoeba Democrate or republican" and how will it vote on abortion rights?