nonadhesive respiratory gumout

[substitute]

"The number of breakfast items available to the warfighter is limited and not highly acceptable."

YOW! I want to be SHOT AT while eating my PIZZA POCKET!!

Comments

[loose-joints.livejournal.com]

(SCARY)^3 picture. What the hell is that? Not nearly as scary as the army breakfast menu, though.

[citizenx.livejournal.com]

The water activity of the different components needs to complement each other

Water activity? Stupid quotes? Cream-cheese filled bagels? Sign me up!

Frankly, I'm a little worried by any food with a 3 year shelf life.

[brianenigma.livejournal.com]

Confinement Loaf always wins.