Costa Mesa Cultural Happenings: It's Not an IHOP Now

[substitute]

The Afghan mujahedin CIA operative-owned IHOP on 17th Street in Costa Mesa has big news. They are leaving the IHOP family to be free! With luck, they will not need any Stinger missiles to do so.

However, they do need to rename the place, and they're having a contest to do so.

Ready... set... GO!

Comments

[nebris.livejournal.com]

Oh, Brave New World...Order. =)

~M~

[substitute.livejournal.com]

THONG MAY YOU WAVE

[sp0rk0.livejournal.com]

NO YOU MAY NOT

[threepunchstuff.livejournal.com]

That guy asked my name for the waiting list, scolded me when I pronounced it inauthentically, then told the waiter to discount my bill 50%.

[fimmtiu.livejournal.com]

Pancakes Local 151! Bacon of Freedom! UN-Mandated Bunker of Pancakes!

(bite them bite them bite them bite them)

your fucking fault

[threepunchstuff.livejournal.com]

Waffle Kush
Jalalagood
Silk Roadies
Lahorehouse
Buddha Rubble's
Kalashnikoffee
Pashtun-Wally's Flapjack Emporium

and finally for A Mighty Wind fans:

Ea_ A_ Mo______ (pbuh)



i'm now hiding under the bed for the rest of infinity

Re: your fucking fault

[sooz.livejournal.com]

jalalagood is my new favorite word !

[kasheri.livejournal.com]

Perhaps the Supernatural House of Pancakes?

[klikitak.livejournal.com]

So...why don't they just keep it Ihop? That place is ALWAYS busy, I'm sure they could sell it?

[substitute.livejournal.com]

I guess they wanted a better deal than the IHOP franchise gave them, so they're going indie. Still going to be the same restaurant.

[springheel-jack.livejournal.com]

"Popular Front for the Liberation of Pancakes, As Mentioned In Our Previous Communique"

[skepticle.livejournal.com]

WMD... If you can find us, we'll blow you away!

Obligatory Lame Responses

[brianenigma.livejournal.com]

Eye Hop
uHop

[nosrialleon.livejournal.com]

Hey, wrong side, but: Talapancaces

or even: Abu Karim Muhammad al-Jamil ibn Nidal ibn Abdulaziz al-Filistini's Country Breakfast Buffet

[nosrialleon.livejournal.com]

er, "Talapancakes", even.

[yoscott.livejournal.com]

SURFACE TO AIR PANCAKES

[kasheri.livejournal.com]

I once knew of a Lamppost Pizza that did the same thing. Their solution was simply to remove the "s" from their sign. When asked what the hell a "lamp pot" was, they refused to say. We got a surprising amount of entertainment out of Lamppot Pizza.

So, perhaps they should simply become "IOP" - The International of Pancakes. Makes perfect sense, I'm sure.