Dear the Baker's Catalogue

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I have used and enjoyed your products for years. However, you just lost me completely with your latest email message. I did not read the body of the message. The subject was enough:

'Only 153 shopping days till Christmas!'

Goodbye,

Me

Comments

[substitute.livejournal.com]

It was, actually. I'm about to unscreen an anon comment by the person who wrote it... whoops! haha

[nebris.livejournal.com]

Oh, boy. ;P

~M~