Learn from my cat:

[substitute]

1. How to get extra treats:



2. How to deflate to one half inch thick and grow to nine feet long and still remain cute:



3. How to be firm yet cute in demanding that various apes do exactly as you require:

Comments

[mr-flippant.livejournal.com]

In that first picture, the cat's eyes are actually right-side up.

[rivetpepsquad.livejournal.com]

WOW.

That is a REALLY cute kitty.

There's just no way to contend with that.

[eyeteeth.livejournal.com]

pancake cat must have treats to live

[twatgrrl.livejournal.com]

Oh my gosh!
What a beautiful kitty.

[florence-craye.livejournal.com]

Whee, cute!

[sooz.livejournal.com]

sigmund would totally kick his/her ass ;)

and then eat his/her brains to steal kitty super powers.

[marm0t.livejournal.com]

your cat is smaht.

Poor Starving Thing

[kasheri.livejournal.com]

My name is Poussin and I have never eaten. I dimly recall that my mother wanted to feed me, but I was stolen by apes and they have allowed me to languish ever since. Perhaps if you could pass me just a morsel, then I could find the strength to hold my head up or return to a semi-solid state. Otherwise, I am afraid I will slowly liquefy here in this chair. Cutely.