AN INJECTION OF POISON SHOULD HELP

[substitute]

I AM GOING TO HAVE SOME BOTULOTOXIN SHOT INTO MY SHOULDER AND NECK

Comments

wow.

[culfinglin.livejournal.com]

not like i ever doubted it, but the reminder that this is orange county's answer to everything that ails a body is unsettling.

Re: wow.

[substitute.livejournal.com]

It's actually one of the legit medical uses of the stuff. It's also somehow used to fight migraine.