Dumb yet funny meme. Sorry.

[substitute]

LiveJournal Haiku!
Your name:	substitute
Your haiku:	mostly people check out videos like crazy and the books gather dust
Username:
Created by Grahame

Comments

[chaptal.livejournal.com]

What is your haiku doing in my library?

[odradak.livejournal.com]

watch it okay it's
friggin degrees and humid as
a design style

I don't know how I feel about this.

[wabmart.livejournal.com]

Okay, this is the second of these I've seen that not only fails to be a haiku on the discusses-passage-of-seasons count, but even fails as a senryu be counting 5-8-5 rather than 5-7-5 syllables. You'd think the author could even get that right.

[substitute.livejournal.com]

yes, it's not even a good fourth-grade-class "haiku" sadly

[tuliphead.livejournal.com]

that's a really really awesome haiku.

[tuliphead.livejournal.com]

ok, maybe it's not.

but i like the word selection.

This took me over 20 tries and was the best I got

[zebulon-y.livejournal.com]

LiveJournal Haiku!
Your name:	zebulon_y
Your haiku:	possible the fact that there's no zoning per se means that it's kool
Username:
Created by Grahame

Was yours mostly complete gibberish? Maybe I don't have a python-generated-pseudo-haiku friendly writing style.