Achoo.

Aug. 8th, 2003 11:43 pm
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So, at one point I was an 18-year-old honor student with a lot of energy, knowledge beyond my years, and an endless future of success in front of me.

Then I sneezed.

And then, poof I'm an old fat bald depressed chronically ill guy, with a dead-end career, an increasingly poor medical prognosis, and a rapidly shrinking social circle. Sitting alone in the patio of a coffeehouse and living in his old bedroom back at his family's house. Waiting to die.

The lesson here is obvious: Kids, don't sneeze.

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Date: 2003-08-09 01:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] substitute.livejournal.com
I kinda like that Firebird, though.

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Date: 2003-08-09 02:01 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jonpants.livejournal.com
Don't get me wrong dude, I love the Bird. It's just the idea that right now I'm somewhere between a high school junior and a midlife crisis.

I hear that

Date: 2003-08-09 02:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] eyeteeth.livejournal.com
At twenty-six I'm beginning to suspect that this feeling will last until death.

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Date: 2003-08-09 04:11 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] predicate.livejournal.com
Mw three.

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