The Horror of Bodyflex

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This is "courtesy" shayesaintjohn who is a Mighty Force for What.

Comments

[kasheri.livejournal.com]

Okay, I don't normally talk this way, but...what the fuck?!

[nebris.livejournal.com]

It's actually just Hatha Yoga, but the hair and the music...well, you saw. lol

~M~

[threepunchstuff.livejournal.com]

I now have a powerful urge to make that face but it is not advisable at this location.

[ahhhlisaaah.livejournal.com]

and you need a leotard and leg warmers for this?

well, but of course! What was I thinking! Stupid me.

[changeng.livejournal.com]

and THAT'S why I'm ascared of gurrrls.

[dossy.livejournal.com]

AmIBukkakeVideoOrNot.com

[skepticle.livejournal.com]

I don't even know where to go from here.

[besskeloid.livejournal.com]

I'm in dire need of a side workout now. Sniffff... PAAAAAAHHHHHHH.

Sig Here From Space

[(Anonymous)]

Watched This One Twice
Disturbing Does Not Even Come Close
To This Utopia Piece

I Figure Somewhere In The Black Forest
Region Of Russia, They Stapled That Blond
Whig To The Free Form Radical Getting Fuckered
On Galactic Radiation

They "Bomb" Dropped Her In One Of Those Kickin
Triple Wides So Popular Right Around That Region
Of Russia, I Suspect Very Scary Things From This
Mutant, And It Involves The Mutated Wild Bores That
Lurk Outside Of This Triple Wides Pad, While She Demands
Getting Galactic Sized Radiation Hits Of Sin-ergy

They Are Not Fooling Me On This Mutual Of Omaha Special
They Must Have Blue Screened Out Lawerence Welk Deep Dickin
Helen Keller Here Doing Her Version Of The Reich Of Satan
In Tongues

Though, I Think This A Win/Win For Saturday Afternoon Children
Viewing, Much More Educational Than Cartoons.

Hope U Have Been Keeping The Fort Down
Things Are Pretty Bad For Me At The Moment
And U Know If I Say That, It Is Bad

Long Live Those That Play Music Like
Leonard Nimoy

May A God Love Us

Sig Seven

Re: Sig Here From Space

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Everything you've said there is totally correct, Sig. Particularly the bit about Saturday childrens viewing.

Sorry you're having tsuris. Be well, come home soon, I'll buy you a beer.

[judgefudge.livejournal.com]

The company that makes BodyFlex was sued by the FTC for fraudulent claims (they subsequently settled). According to court literature, the defendant was JACK CHING CHUNG CHANG.

[handstil.livejournal.com]

I googled that name, I'm so sorry that you aren't kidding about that name.
Holy God.