I guess I hadn't considered the Thrill of Mortgage as an option

[substitute]

But this job ad in "Squeeze OC" is convincing. Speaking of Squeeze OC, they were having a fashion show in the strip-mall denim store next to Kean as I left there tonight. It was just starting to roll as I fled. They were blasting "Lust for Life" and the DJ was instructing everyone to "gather round the runway." Bro and ho types were sipping wine from plastic cups and gazing across the street at... the other strip mall. I left before America's Next Medium To Low Models began striding about in $500 jeans.

Comments

Loan officers can fly now???

[eyeteeth.livejournal.com]

HOLY SHIT WAKE UP TO THE DANGER AMERICA

[spacemummy.livejournal.com]

Looks like a case of yogic flying gone wild. My guess is that these loan officers are followers of the Maharishi Mahesh Yogi who has taught them to harness supergravity and the power of the OM to complete loan transaction and levitate their way to success.

[mizducky.livejournal.com]

It's "The Matrix" with loan officers.

[breezygirl.livejournal.com]

That guy on the left, his legs don't look right at all. That's real weird.

[besskeloid.livejournal.com]

Neither of those fellas look right in any way.